Gravity is a bitch alright. . .

The red cup changes hands

Men in vans usually go to prison for things like that

Big old glass of DISASTER!

Screw your business talk! It's bubble time!!!!!

Not sure if this is for a weak knife or strong hammer?

The question every parent dreads

Yeah that'll do it!

Murder, the best solution to snoring

Thats why people buy toilets right?

Measuring can be hard

'How do you like them potatoes!?'

In that single second you can see him making the decision to get a divorce.

Oh yeah here's our house!!

Thank god for our EZ bright or we might never have gotten home!

Yeah don't pick it up, let it roll

Look what you've done!

"He can cook his own damn dinner next time"

She only has herself to blame really. . .

Those sweeping brush ads are hilarious backwards.

'Make a mess anywhere!'

Do your loved ones struggle with using their hands?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyEvlGMu2ak&feature=youtu.be

Those Russian home barber kits are cheap for a reason

Source

Do you hate how difficult it is to cook a hot dog? Introducing the amazing new product: HAMBURGERS

My god this is actually a thing

He died in a mysterious car washing accident

OHMYSPONGEBOB

Even with the context of the source it doesn't make sense Even with the context of the source it doesn't make any sense

MMM doughnu-wharglblebleb

This beat is crazy yo!

Thats the face of pure joy right there!

You can use the sauce that makes people go insane for this product.

I had to post this one quickly because she scares me slightly

How do I sandwich?

I love when these infomercials create the most absurd problems to sell their products. This man is attempting death by sandwich by the looks of it.

Bitch slapped by the sun?

IS NOTHING IN LIFE EASY?!?

oh you know, just casually playing catch with himself and dreaming of wieners

The product for sale here is probably marriage counseling.

I love when people ad their own dialoge to these things

If they removed the camera from the end of the microwave, I bet there would be enough room for both!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KEkd_7YdDro#t=14s
It looks like she's actually trying to smash the rice with as much force as possible.

BOOM! take THAT, table!

Ah yes, the tray that makes glasses disappear. . .

Thank god theres some science at play here